School lunches, oh, school lunches
There're such a bore.
Every bite is repulsive to the teeth.
The salads, my golly,
There're so soggy you'll never hear a crunch!
There are mashed potatoes in gravy that's
Like iridescent mud.
Hot school lunches
Aren't fit for kids to eat.
It's like mutilated monkey meat.
Pass the salt so I can finally munch!