Hi! I live in a land called Fur-ball-topia.
Some beards call it Furryolo. I guess they call it that because it is
fun to say.
4:03 pm - My Room
One day I was just minding my own business, but then I heard the most
terrifying knock on the door. It sounded like a bomb going off. The door
collapsed right on the floor. It was the scariest thing in Fur-ball-topia!
It was the Shaver at the door. He was made out of the sharpest blades
known to mustaches. He was part of the Super Evil Shaving Squad. He had
the meanest face of all Fur-ball-topia. All of a sudden the rest of the
Evil Shaving Squad appeared from outside my door. The Scissors, the
Shredder, and the Nose Shaver!
Good thing I had a pan in my kitchen. I swatted the Shaver as hard as I
could with that pan. He didn't feel a thing. He was made out of metal.
3:25 pm - The Dump
"Holy poo," the Scissors exclaimed. He saw a shiny gold thing. The Nose
Shaver leaped out to get it. As he was about to touch it, the gold thing
flew higher and higher in the sky. The Super Evil Shaving Squad went
chasing after it as if they were flies going to the light. The gold
thing went straight in my room. It hit me, and I didn't even notice!
“WHY FLUFFY, ME, WHY!!!!!!
4:07 pm - Back to the Room
The Super Evil Shaving Squad were attacking me at every corner. My only
chance was to jump, so I did. As I was falling out the window, a duck
with a giant beard appeared! I landed on him and flew away. Then the
duck spoke, "I shall be the guardian angel for you." Oh my goodness!
4:20 pm - In the Air
I had a little conversation with the duck. We became friends. He is
pretty cool. His name is Fernando. Fernando dropped me off by the bus
4:27 pm - At the Bus Stop
The bus driver had a nice friendly voice. "Come on in," she said. I
inspected the bus before I got in. There was no Shaver around, I thought
to myself, so I went in. The bus driver took off her mask. It was the
fiendish Shaver!! All the citizens were the rest of the Super Evil
All of a sudden, a whole bunch of birds flew inside the bus by breaking
the windows. They all pooped on them. The Super Evil Shaving Squad died
from heart attacks, all thanks to Fernando and his friends!