Phil vs. Bobby
Talia, Age 8, Calgary, AB

One super sunny day in the backyard...

”Oh, hi there. Nice to see you. My name is Bobby. I am a dog. I have long golden hair and floppy ears. Ouch! Really Phil not now I am trying to tell the people something. Oh, by the way, Phil is a bee, and he looks like, well, you know... a bee. Phil likes to sting people. And his favorite target is me. As I was saying, I live on 9th Street North West. Phil is my evil neigh- Ouch! Sorry, sorry, I did not mean that, really I did n—Ouch.”
 
“You are just saying that to make me feel better true or false?” said Phil.

“Okay, okay, true so please stop stinging me,” Bobby cried.

“And why do you think I would do that?” Phil said in his evil voice.

“Because I am cute?” said Bobby, hoping not to get sung again.

“Ha, ha, you’re very funny,” laughed Phil.

“Okay Phil I have had enough of you bossing me around,” said Bobby sternly. Suddenly Bobby pounced on Phil with all his might. “Grrr Bark Woof Ouch!”

“That’s what you get for messing with Phil the Great!” said Phil proudly.

“I think Phil took too many confidence building classes,” thought Bobby. “Oh, by the way, I am just playing dead so Phil will not bother me anymore.”

“I am way stronger than Bobby, so that is why I beat him up,” Phil said, bragging. “So bye for now. I am going to go and sting someone! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!”

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