Once I met a monkey who made a monkey of me.
I said "Monkey, monkey leave me alone"
He said "No, no!" and threw a stone.
He was acting really strange.
So I sang "Home Home On The Range"
He stopped being weird and then he grew a beard.
I laughed "A monkey with a beard how silly!"
He asked me "Wanna be my friend?"
I said "Sure, okay" and that was...
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