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Stupid Things
Paul, Age 11, Chicago, IL

I'm a kid, my name is Paul,
I'm not short, I'm not that tall.
I've done a lot of stupid things,
like jump off the roof with a pair of fake wings.

Once, I saw my principal's car.
It was the nicest car by far.
I put it in drive, then I saw Mr. Bention.
I hit a street pole and went to detention!

Once, I went to a soccer game.
It wasn't exciting, it was pretty lame.
I ran on the field, my shirt waving around.
Security pounced on me, and I hit the ground.

I'm a kid, my name is Paul,
I'm not short, I'm not that tall.
I've done stupid things in the past
and it probably wasn't the last!

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