Little Miss Rabbit went to a field one day. She went to gather a basket of carrots for her soft wheat, carrot chicken noodle soup. WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD SHE USE CHICKENS?

She hopped across the field to the nearest chicken farm.

"Hello there," she would say to the chicken across from her.

"Ditto, Miss Rabbit," the chicken would say. "What brings you to the farm?"

"Well, I'm making this wonderful soup for my dearest friends," she would say pleasantly. "Would you care to join?"

"Why not?" thought the chicken.

"So when is it?" he said aloud.

"Tomorrow at 8 o'clock" she would reply.

When it was the next day at 8 o'clock, chicken came right on time.

"So where are your friends?" he asked. "Oh no!"

Can you guess what happened to the chicken?

Yep, I thought so.