There was a pig
he put on a red wig
and he did a jig.

He ran to the store
the pig said,” What a bore!”
“I want to see no more.”

He ran home
and saw a gnome
who was holding a comb.

His room was a dread
he couldn’t see his bed
so he went downstairs instead.

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