There he is, the
Also known as, the vicious QB sacker
And then he jolts
Like a lightning bolt
Sprinting around the line
His target is found, and just in time
It is the quarterback
But something blocks his way
This being the monstrous fullback
He’s often compared, to a certain type of bear
But when the backer makes a move, he blocks nothing but air
And nothing stands between him and who they call the golden boy
But when he’s through with him, he’ll be the whimpering waterboy
Then BAM!!! The quarterback is rudely awakened
And SLAM!!! The QB hits the ground, feeling that his earth has been shaken
Not to mention the fumble, and that the ball is loose!
Soon there is a tumble, and this is all the truth!
Like seagulls after a cracker
But look who emerges,
It’s the one and only linebacker
Then he picks up the pigskin, by its laces
And the fearsome linebacker, is off to the races
He finally reaches, what we usually call the glorious end zone
But he now visits so often, he’s renting it as his new home.
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